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“With all due respect, that was grade-A stupid. I mean, what if the guy would have gone for it? I mean, what if he would have just blown your brains all over the place? What if he… What’s that?”

“Energy cap. I palmed it when I shoved the gun in his pocket.”

“You are going to give me an ulcer.”

“Okay, okay, next time I’ll give him a live gun. You really do want that promotion, don’t you?”

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